People have asked me what the aforementioned “very good news” was that I drank milk to the other day. I’ve only told one person; I tried to tell someone else, but there were too many people around. I try to keep quiet about good news; it makes some people angry. At least that’s been my experience. Or it just sounds disappointing and insufficient when I say it aloud. I mean, the news isn’t that good.
None of this seems to come up, when I tell people about my newest kitchen furniture.

I’M SO HAPPY FOR THIS FURNITURE MOMENT THAT YOU’VE FURNISHED FOR ME.
Bobby,
Let the “Cat out of the Bag” and drink some more milk!
BS
Bobby,
You apparently enjoy torturing those of us who are Bobby Cinnamon fans by withholding “My secret news”.
Please tell us. What is the “secret news” ?
BS