Stimuli
May 12, 2008 by bobbycinnamon
My economic stimulus package came today. It’s more of a check than a package. Next year the stimulus package should contain brownies and a highlighter. Girls get a pink one.
Is it weird that the government is handing money to people like me? Of course it is. I would be suspicious of anyone who handed me several hundred dollars without asking me to do something for it. This has to be a bad sign. I’m going to deposit my check today, and spend it on canned food, a shotgun and a shovel - my Poverty Stimulus Package.
I know I should be worried too, but I kind of wished for more money. Mine was gone about two hours after I put it in my account. Sad.
Holy shit! I’m having a blogging good time!