The lengths I’ll go to, to see what the back of my head looks like!
I went shopping, at JC Penney, which explains the blue shirt, which I’m planning to wear to a wedding tomorrow, along with some of the other things pictured.
Shopping is traumatic for me. It wouldn’t be if I had more money, but [...]
Archive for May, 2008
How do I look?!
Posted in Prosperity, tagged blazer, jc penney on May 30, 2008 | 1 Comment »
sometimes my arms bend back
Posted in Terrorists are Losing, tagged Kyle MacLachlan, terrorists, Twin Peaks on May 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I like the Weedhawks. I have since I saw them play live at Black Bear, in Morgantown, West Virginia, years ago. For the first time ever, this blog has been hyperlinked to other things.
I’ve been considering options, for what I’ll do with my life. I hate writing, blogging won’t make me any [...]
The return of the Internet
Posted in ISPs are full of shit, tagged kitten on May 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
My ISP finally sent someone to help me today, after weeks of delays and missed appointments, and I can access the Internet again. I was disappointed, though, to find that the Internet is just as boring as it was when I left it.
On the bright side, even though the outside world is treading on thin [...]
Judgment Laundromat
Posted in Technology, tagged Aladdin's Castle, laundromat, laundry, T-1000, Terminator 2 on May 25, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I still don’t have Internet access at home, and I hate writing, but that doesn’t mean I don’t still have ideas.
I almost had an idea at the laundromat today, when I saw something from my childhood:
The laundromat is a place I have not visited in ages; until recently I had a washer and dryer at [...]
?!
Posted in ISPs are full of shit on May 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It’s worse than I thought: my ISP isn’t going to resume service with me until a week from tomorrow. What a bunch of clowns.
And just when I was starting to like the Internet!
Blacklisted!
Posted in Prosperity, tagged where I live on May 18, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I haven’t exactly been banned from the Internet, but my ISP takes forever to setup Internet service and my access is very, very limited.
I live here now, though:
Yes, I have that many rooms, plus a kitchen and bathroom. Take that, homeless people!
Moving
Posted in Transition, tagged house, moving, rug on May 14, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
That’s a car that was outside my door for four hours one day. There was a person in it who has often been just outside my door, hanging out, waiting for my neighbor, or just doing whatever.
I’m moving. I’ll live a few blocks away from here, and I couldn’t be more glad to [...]
Stimuli
Posted in Prosperity, tagged economic stimulus package, shovel on May 12, 2008 | 2 Comments »
My economic stimulus package came today. It’s more of a check than a package. Next year the stimulus package should contain brownies and a highlighter. Girls get a pink one.
Is it weird that the government is handing money to people like me? Of course it is. I would be suspicious of anyone who handed me [...]
This must be something I ate
Posted in Prosperity, tagged breakfast, mothers, women on May 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
In recent days, someone presented me with this food. It was breakfast. It was delicious. It had eggs and coffee cake in it.
You know what genre of person is typically thought of as being good at breakfast? Mothers. It’s not a coincidence that mothers are good at breakfast and that [...]
Writing sample
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged jobs on May 9, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Today I went to a temp agency, to look for a job so that I can pay my rent and eat this summer. It appears I’ll be grading eighth grade tests for a month, part time.
As a part of the application process, I had to fill out a writing sample. I’m just conceited enough, and [...]
